tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42206849896098833702024-02-19T07:20:34.580-08:00Silly AnimalsBooks so bad, your children will love them.Ryan Edelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03758241690217530997noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4220684989609883370.post-25948039971119970152018-05-01T08:06:00.002-07:002018-05-01T08:35:11.078-07:00Dino Eats Pizza and Spiders<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This is Dino. He's my favorite dinosaur. Pizza is his favorite food. But he also likes eating spiders. He eats lots of spiders.<br />
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Dino, you should stop eating spiders! They're disgusting!</td></tr>
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<a name='more'></a>Why is Dino such a bad dinosaur? It's because he cries all the time. It's because he always wants pizza, and then he keeps crying until we give him pizza. But when we give him pizza, he forgets about his food and then goes chasing spiders!<br />
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Dino, that's disgusting! Don't eat spiders, you bad dino!</div>
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Here's a picture of a<span style="text-align: center;"> spider. The spiders are also bad:</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Spider...why are you holding a fork? Spiders should not hold forks.<br />
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Wait. Are you trying to eat my dinos? You better not eat my dinos, you bad spider!</td></tr>
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Ryan Edelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03758241690217530997noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4220684989609883370.post-66400971826828412742018-05-01T08:01:00.001-07:002018-05-01T08:01:25.823-07:00Dogosaur<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This is Dogosaur. He's like a dog. But also a dinosaur.</td></tr>
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<a name='more'></a>Have you ever wanted a pet dinosaur? Well, dinosaurs are terrible pets. They pee on the carpet, and they don't clean it up. And sometimes they lick your car windows! Ick!Ryan Edelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03758241690217530997noreply@blogger.com0